Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Legal Alien

I do drink coffee, but tea's best my dear; 
My toast has jam, not jelly on; 
And you can hear it with this accent that I've got:
I'm an English girl in Charlotte.

See me walking down North Tryon Street,
Smiling 'cause now I can stay.
Green Card's just been approved: jackpot!
I'm an English girl in Charlotte.

Woah-oh! I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien,
I'm an English girl in Charlotte.

It will be here by August 11th!

With apologies to Sting.


  1. Congrats! :-)

    (Nobody has their toast done on one side, no matter what Mr Sting says!)

  2. Thank you! :)

    I know; we used to have a toaster (when I was little) that had a one-sided toast setting. It was kinda cool, having a soft side and a toasted side, but that's the only time I've ever seen it.


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